Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
Dahl, Roald, and Quentin Blake. Matilda. New York, NY: Viking Kestrel, 1988. Print. (via missy-kitten)
Puffin presents the new, unabridged audiobook edition of Roald Dahl’s bestselling autobiography Boy, read by Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey.
Throughout his young days at school and just afterwards, a number of things happened to Roald Dahl, which made such a tremendous impression he never forgot them. Boy is the remarkable story of Roald Dahl’s childhood; tales of exciting and strange things - some funny, some frightening, all true.